Wednesday, January 13, 2010

The Doohick won't plug into the thingee...

  Years ago, I was working in the service department of our local computer shop and a man came in wanting to buy a monitor.  The salesmen were "too busy" to take care of "simple" (read as "low margin") sales like that (although they were first in line to sell a customer a cable).  At this time, VGA (running at 640x480) was common place (but only just) and it was, in fact, all we had in stock.

  The man was white-haired with a white beard and he was sort of a squirrelly non-talkative type.  Without much fuss, I sold him the monitor and went back to fixing computers.  He called about an hour later.

  "How can I help you, sir?"  I asked.

  "Well, the doohick won't plug into the thingee.  I starts to go, but then it stops short of being all the way plugged in."

  Beginning to suspect that the monitor pins might be bent - it was the only thing that sprang to mind that would prevent a monitor cable from going all the way in - I continued, "Okay, now, which is the doohick and which is the thingee?"

  He paused for a moment.  "The doohick you sold me won't plug into the thingee on the computer."

  "Gotcha.  Okay, can you look at the end of the plug of the doohick, sir?"

  "Sure, I see it, there's little doodads in there."

  "Yes, sir, those are called pins.  Are they bent?"

  "Are the doodads bent?  Naw, I can see most of 'em and they look straight."

  We went on for a while longer, I got him to look at the thingee on the computer to see if anything was in - or blocking - the holes.  No luck.  Finally, I asked him to bring both the doohick and the thingee in for me to look at.

  The next day, the man showed up with the doohick and the thingee.  I pulled out the doohick (the monitor) and looked at it...  The doodads (the pins) were, in fact, bent.  But I could see how a layman would say they weren't.  The 15 individual doodads, themselves, were still straight - as in they were uncurved - but they had been pushed together into a few teepee like structures.  Curious, I checked the computer...

  *boggle* I didn't even know Epson made computers.  He said he had bought it in Argentina for a really good price.  It had an 8088 processor, a pair of 5.25" floppies, no hard drive, and CGA graphics.    And therein lay the problem.  CGA used a 9-pin port and I had sold him a 15-pin VGA monitor.  He had been forcing the 15-pin plug into the 9-pin port and had teepeed all of the pins into the 9 available holes.  I apologized and tried to sell him a CGA monitor, but, he said they were too expensive (and he was right).

Ed: Exactly who's brilliant idea was it to take an existing plug form-factor and add 6 more pins to it.  When old graphics and serial ports were abundant, this kind of thing happened *all the time*.  I can't wait until someone designs a new USB port that happens to be a similar size to HDMI or something and the fun starts all over again.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have you ever tried inserting a USB-a male plug into a RJ-45 female jack on a laptop a mere 1/4 of an inch away and in the back? I can tell you for a fact that they do fit but what happens to the pins in the RJ-45 jack is they bend and the CAT-5 cable will no longer work when plugged into the network jack.

There are 2 fixes for this, 1) replace the motherboard on the laptop. or 2) straighten the pins. As option 2 is less expensive and sounds WAY easier. most people would opt to try to fix it (if they ever figured out that was waht happened) I can tell you from experience that on more than one occasion I have used a sewing needle and straightened the pins. This is a very difficult thing to do as the pins are about .020" wide with .020" spacing and they sit inside about .400" deep.

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