Someone please save and/or fire me...

This despondant dev made an HTML comment (which would ultimately be visible on every page that used this include file) in which he dispaired about his job and wishes to be saved or fired.  I can tell you that his wish(es) came true!  Both of them!  He began "dating" his supervisor who, later, fired him for being a shitty depressed boyfriend.  One wrongful termination lawsuit later, he's managed to get some psych help and now happily plays the market instead of working.  Makes me wish I wish I was dead.

(submitted by LK)